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Chili Ass Hair Dog

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Depending on who you ask, a chili dog could be a guy taking a dump on a chick?s chest and tittie fucking her, a guy taking a dump in between his partner?s ass cheeks, then rubbing his shwang in between the aforementioned ass cheeks until he squirts a load of baby batter at the top of the crack, having anal sex with somebody who has diarrhea, or a hot dog with chili on it. I will be referring to the latter with the extra added flavor and texture only ass hair can add.

Coney Island style Ass Hair Chili for Chili Dogs

1 pound ground chuck
1 large onion, chopped
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 six ounce can tomato paste
1 cup water
1/2 tablespoon sugar
1 tablespoon prepared yellow mustard
1 tablespoon dried, minced onion
2 teaspoons chili powder
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon celery seed
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin (heaping)
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 Ass worth Ass Hair

First, get a razor and spread a portion of newspaper on the floor. Stand on the newspaper while you dry shave off your ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done.

Collect the ass hair

Brown ground beef in a skillet.

Add onions when beef is half way through browning. Add minced garlic when meat and onions are almost done.

Add remaining ingredients EXCEPT ass hair; stir well to combine. Simmer over low heat 10 minutes.

Add ass hair. Simmer over low heat for 5 more minutes.

Serve over hot dogs, Coney Island style!

Chili Cheese Dog

Depending on who you ask, a chili cheese dog could be what you gave after taking a dump on a chick?s chest, tittie fucking her, and cumming on top. It could also be a chili dog with cheese on it. I will referring to the later.

To make a Chili Ass Hair Cheese Dog, simply follow the instructions for Chili Ass Hair Dog and add a slice of your favorite cheese to make it a Chili Cheese Ass Hair Dog!

Enjoy with Ass Hair Lemonade (See recipe in my account)
08-04-2022, at 01:14 AM

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