Dear Lusty Tits Magazine;
Of course I have to start this letter with the compulsory, "I never thought I'd be writing to your letters forum." But it's true; I guess I'm what you would call a REALLY shy guy. I rarely talk to women I don't know, but I truly appreciate them and lust after them.
A few weeks ago a woman moved into the apartment across the hall from me. She is drop-dead GORGEOUS. 38D-26-36, I swear it. 5'8"; smooth, fair skin; beautiful, wavy, long blond hair; big blue eyes and a killer smile.
She loves to tease me, too. If I am walking by while one of her friends is coming or going, she will say, "This is new my boyfriend, he's shy." And they'll giggle. She also wears very skimpy outfits and if she is getting her paper in the morning, she makes sure I can see right down the front of her little nightie.
Many are the nights I've come home from work to hear her going at it hot
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